calm down

calm down

Okay.

Okay.

Oh

Oh

The only time this has ever been potentially helpful

The only time this has ever been potentially helpful

Some of my friends from high school are married now so I’m basically in my thirties.

my dad is in nevada, diet coke

my dad is in nevada, diet coke

stereogum:

Watch Weird Al’s Lorde parody, “Foil.”

Middle school was a really hard time for me because my favorite band was Queen and everyone always said “don’t you know that they’re gay?” to me :-(

amerahames:

That’s how.

amerahames:

That’s how.

this is a period tracker blog now

this is a period tracker blog now

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That's What I Call Polka!
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3wayplane:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now That’s What I Call Polka! - 2014

period trackers says my period is fourteen days late. my first thought: “maybe i’m pregnant… with tater tots”

we grew up in 1985 apparently

we grew up in 1985 apparently