when you buy glasses online and end up looking like a 1950s librarian

when you buy glasses online and end up looking like a 1950s librarian

it’s taken me four years to gain 199 followers so i am like the least tumblr famous person ever but EVERYONE LOVES STICKERS

bethelionqueen:

amerahames:

the fragility


Shut up. Masculinity can be fragile but this is a shit example since it’s clearly made by doge and also, there’s feminine versions of this.

hmm

bethelionqueen:

amerahames:

the fragility

Shut up. Masculinity can be fragile but this is a shit example since it’s clearly made by doge and also, there’s feminine versions of this.

hmm

help

who are these people? what are they doing? do they sleep? 

who are these people? what are they doing? do they sleep? 

amerahames:

Somebody on tinder asked me what I was “into” and I was like, um, peanut butter and honey sandwiches?

walking 30 miles to Krispy Kreme and panic attacks on the train platform: a Saturday night with me

my phone died

oh SHIT vondell reblogged me MY PHONES GONNA DIE

I’m moving my blog to tinder where people actually like me without Peter Hughes or Anna reblogging my posts

I’m moving my blog to tinder where people actually like me without Peter Hughes or Anna reblogging my posts

the fragility

the fragility

One of the similar interests I had with someone on Tinder was a podcast I like, but they won’t swipe right back so I can send them an obnoxious reference to it and then never message them again

Somebody on tinder asked me what I was “into” and I was like, um, peanut butter and honey sandwiches?

moose. please

moose. please