soon

soon

Writing notes

Writing notes

It’s Pioneer Day, a holiday in Utah where people light off fireworks to celebrate their heritage, so it’s also time to make my yearly joke about how my mom is from Ohio so my ancestors probably persecuted pioneers into coming here. 

two girls, one cupcake

two girls, one cupcake

My funniest tweet.

My funniest tweet.

Asking myself “am I depressed” because I keep drinking caffeine free diet coke. “What’s the point?” re: coke, re: life

calm down

calm down

Okay.

Okay.

Oh

Oh

The only time this has ever been potentially helpful

The only time this has ever been potentially helpful

Some of my friends from high school are married now so I’m basically in my thirties.

my dad is in nevada, diet coke

my dad is in nevada, diet coke

stereogum:

Watch Weird Al’s Lorde parody, “Foil.”